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Post by cygnet on Jan 15, 2009 21:01:33 GMT
A woman had recently cremated her husband and is sitting with the urn at a picnic table at their favourite spot on the cliffs overlooking the ocean. She empties the contents over the table and begins to talk to the ashes, whilst running her fingers through them.....
"Bob" she says "Remember that dishwasher you promised me? Well I bought it out of your life insurance."
After a few seconds, she speaks again. "Bob, do you remember the car you promised me? Well I bought that from the insurance money too."
A few more seconds go by, then she says "And, Bob, the diamond ring you promised me? Yep, bought that too."
A minute goes by and all the time she's running her fingers through her dead husband's ashes. Then she suddenly says...
"Bob, remember that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes.......!!!!!!!"
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